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The One Where We Learn Nobody Is Safe

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Okay, so here is the thing. No one is safe anymore. Pretty much, if Macbeth does not like you or even thinks that there is a slight chance that you could  be better than him, you are dead. Take it from me because it is all starting to fall in place. He decided to go and have people kill Macduff but when he was not there they killed his child instead?? Macbeth is a ruggish fly-bitten scut. There are people out there who are willing to kill for Macbeth, only the witches know why. Speaking of the witches... who do they think they are?? They are just evil and lets just say it, weird. But anywho, Macbeth. So Macbeth is just crazy. He called me in to talk to him and of course I had to talk to him... I even had to act civil and nice to him because remember what I said, he will kill anything he does not like. I let him know that Macduff has gone to England and he STILL sent people to his home to kill him. What an idiot. Listen. We have to get rid of him somehow, there has to be a way. There is

The One Where I Figure out the Real Macbeth

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Everyone needs to stop being goatish beetle-headed nut-hooks'! Open your eyes and start paying attention to everyone around you! Macbeth is fishy, always has been. Ever since the night of Duncan's death he has been weird and too friendly. Think about it. All he does is act like he is an amazing host who has a wonderful personality but then he goes to his room for a few hours only to come out looking like a mangled boil-brained hedge-pig! Also, did you SEE how Macbeth was acting last night at the banquet?? That was just not right, but he was not just going mad or stupid, he felt something there that no one else could feel... no it was all too suspicious. It was almost as though he was seeing the ghost of Banquo, but that could not be right since he is oh so innocent. He is just a pig-rotting liar. Oh, and do not even get me started on Lady Macbeth she is nothing but a gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker. If everyone would just listen to me about this we could get rid of Macbeth an

The One Where I Cannot Unfeel the Terror at Night

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As we are all getting used to Duncan's death Macbeth is going to be having a banquet tonight. I am quite excited as everyone will be there. It is a time of mourning still so I am so glad we all can take our minds off of it. Although Macbeth has taken over, I do not totally trust him as I will be watching him closely. I believe that my fellow Lords are feeling the same way, but who knows maybe it is just me. There is still not something  right in the air. Something is wrong, and it is deeper than Duncan's death. I fear for the future of us as last night "there were terrible voices predicting catastrophes" but that feeling has not quite settled. I just hope this banquet puts everyone in their place, as we need it so desperately. ~SP

The One Where You Could Hear Murder in the Air

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Duncan has been murdered! What a terrible tragedy that has come about. Everything about the night was wrong. Nothing felt right. Even the servants woke up in the middle of the night in horror, along with myself. I can not believe this! And who was it? His guards, who were supposed to be protecting him. This only means that no one is protected, right? This sick act done by the guards left them even in horror, their faces screamed guilt, as they looked at us in "confusion." Looks like we need to take care of them. I guess after all, Macbeth is not as bad as I thought he was, it was just the guards.

The One Where Macbeth Starts Acting Suspicious

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Macbeth and Lady Macbeth plot to evilly kill Duncan. Lady Macbeth shows her insanity throughout her speeches when she is explaining to Macbeth that he needs to man up and just kill Duncan. She then goes on to say that she will deal with the bad stuff as long as he just puts on a kind and peaceful face that way no one will get any suspicions or ideas. Lady Macbeth acts so kindly to Duncan that he has no idea that anyone is plotting against him. While Lady Macbeth is so excited she can barely wait, Macbeth is having serious consideration, he knows that the king trusts him and he knows that the king is a good humble man. The people that Duncan lead will feel passionately about his death. When Macbeth admits this to Lady Macbeth she says that he is being a coward instead of taking the crown, she accuses him of being an animal. She then reassures him that this will make him a real man, this makes Duncan sure that it is in his fate to kill Duncan and take crown. Macbeth then starts to halluc

The One Where Macbeth Becomes Thane of Cawdor

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You think just because I don't ever talk to you fools that I don't know anything? Well you are wrong if you thought that. I am starting to see just how strange people are being and there is just something that is not quite right but I have yet to lay my finger on it. Between Macbeth and Duncan there is a strange vibe. Maybe it is that Macbeth is jealous that Duncan's son Malcom is in line to be King? But that can't be right, because Macbeth is going to be the Thane of Cawder. I am going to be keeping a strong eye on the two.. ~SP