The One Where I Figure out the Real Macbeth

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Everyone needs to stop being goatish beetle-headed nut-hooks'! Open your eyes and start paying attention to everyone around you! Macbeth is fishy, always has been. Ever since the night of Duncan's death he has been weird and too friendly. Think about it. All he does is act like he is an amazing host who has a wonderful personality but then he goes to his room for a few hours only to come out looking like a mangled boil-brained hedge-pig! Also, did you SEE how Macbeth was acting last night at the banquet?? That was just not right, but he was not just going mad or stupid, he felt something there that no one else could feel... no it was all too suspicious. It was almost as though he was seeing the ghost of Banquo, but that could not be right since he is oh so innocent. He is just a pig-rotting liar. Oh, and do not even get me started on Lady Macbeth she is nothing but a gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker. If everyone would just listen to me about this we could get rid of Macbeth and his mangled lady and stop him from devastating the future of our kingdom. I can only hope that we can get rid of Macbeth and give hope back to us. If nothing is fixed, I will turn into the madhatter! ~SP
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