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The One Where We Finally are at Peace

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In the past couple of years Malcolm has been ruling as King. Nothing has gone wrong. I am so proud that he is ruling so well, just like his father. He proved himself quite wrong, in most ways anyway.. He definitely is known by many of the women around, but who cares. I am living in the castle along with the other Lords. We hold many Banquets, but no one gets killed anymore, so we are living good. I will live the rest of my life being a Lord and trying to keep our kingdom protected along with the other Lords. I have very high hopes for the future. I am trying so hard to get Malcolm to settle down and create a legacy to go on when he passes. I believe he is getting close, as he has been seeing only one girl for longer than anyone else before! A Lady for Malcolm would be the best thing for him. As for now, I am just sitting back and watching very interested. ~SP

The One Where Macbeth Gets What He Deserves

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Finally! It has happened. Before I say anything more I must go back to the beginning. Myself and my fellow Lords all marched toward Macbeth's castle to go and defeat him. Macbeth claimed that he was fiercely confident (what a fool am I right) because no man born from a women could kill him, and he just KNEW  that no one else was not born from a women (wrong!) As we all marched into the Birnam Wood, we cut a tree and camouflaged ourselves as trees, this is when Macbeth starts to remember that he would die when the Birnam Wood came to life, and he started to lose some of his confidence. One of the prophecies is starting to come true! This is where the best part starts to come through! Malcolm, Malcolm comes through and tells all of us to draw our swords. Sadly, during this time, Young Siward is killed by Macbeth. But then Macduff comes from out of no where and warns Macbeth that he actually never was born naturally from a women, he was actually born of a cesarean section. Immediately

The One Where Malcolm is Convinced to Come Back

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It has happened! Macduff fulfilled his duties in making Malcolm want to come back. Malcolm has finally discovered what Macbeth is doing here, he realized he does indeed need to come back and become king. Myself and the fellow Lords are going to march to Birnam and get rid of Macbeth ourselves! We are not going to stop to anyone, even if that means that we have to get a little bloody. Because after all, the sovereign flower needs to be drowned by the weeds in order to grow. I still think that Macbeth is just as filthy as ever. Better yet, so is Lady Macbeth. Rumor has it that she spoiled it for herself and Macbeth, in her sleep. That's right, Lady Macbeth got up in her own sleep and started to wash off blood that was supposedly on her hands, then she mentioned that Banquo is in his grave. What could this mean? Only one thing. Macbeth has killed Banquo and it is only confirmed. But it sounds as if she was talking about multiple times. This could only mean that he also killed Duncan.

The One Where We Learn Nobody Is Safe

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Okay, so here is the thing. No one is safe anymore. Pretty much, if Macbeth does not like you or even thinks that there is a slight chance that you could  be better than him, you are dead. Take it from me because it is all starting to fall in place. He decided to go and have people kill Macduff but when he was not there they killed his child instead?? Macbeth is a ruggish fly-bitten scut. There are people out there who are willing to kill for Macbeth, only the witches know why. Speaking of the witches... who do they think they are?? They are just evil and lets just say it, weird. But anywho, Macbeth. So Macbeth is just crazy. He called me in to talk to him and of course I had to talk to him... I even had to act civil and nice to him because remember what I said, he will kill anything he does not like. I let him know that Macduff has gone to England and he STILL sent people to his home to kill him. What an idiot. Listen. We have to get rid of him somehow, there has to be a way. There is

The One Where I Figure out the Real Macbeth

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Everyone needs to stop being goatish beetle-headed nut-hooks'! Open your eyes and start paying attention to everyone around you! Macbeth is fishy, always has been. Ever since the night of Duncan's death he has been weird and too friendly. Think about it. All he does is act like he is an amazing host who has a wonderful personality but then he goes to his room for a few hours only to come out looking like a mangled boil-brained hedge-pig! Also, did you SEE how Macbeth was acting last night at the banquet?? That was just not right, but he was not just going mad or stupid, he felt something there that no one else could feel... no it was all too suspicious. It was almost as though he was seeing the ghost of Banquo, but that could not be right since he is oh so innocent. He is just a pig-rotting liar. Oh, and do not even get me started on Lady Macbeth she is nothing but a gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker. If everyone would just listen to me about this we could get rid of Macbeth an

The One Where I Cannot Unfeel the Terror at Night

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As we are all getting used to Duncan's death Macbeth is going to be having a banquet tonight. I am quite excited as everyone will be there. It is a time of mourning still so I am so glad we all can take our minds off of it. Although Macbeth has taken over, I do not totally trust him as I will be watching him closely. I believe that my fellow Lords are feeling the same way, but who knows maybe it is just me. There is still not something  right in the air. Something is wrong, and it is deeper than Duncan's death. I fear for the future of us as last night "there were terrible voices predicting catastrophes" but that feeling has not quite settled. I just hope this banquet puts everyone in their place, as we need it so desperately. ~SP

The One Where You Could Hear Murder in the Air

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Duncan has been murdered! What a terrible tragedy that has come about. Everything about the night was wrong. Nothing felt right. Even the servants woke up in the middle of the night in horror, along with myself. I can not believe this! And who was it? His guards, who were supposed to be protecting him. This only means that no one is protected, right? This sick act done by the guards left them even in horror, their faces screamed guilt, as they looked at us in "confusion." Looks like we need to take care of them. I guess after all, Macbeth is not as bad as I thought he was, it was just the guards.

The One Where Macbeth Starts Acting Suspicious

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Macbeth and Lady Macbeth plot to evilly kill Duncan. Lady Macbeth shows her insanity throughout her speeches when she is explaining to Macbeth that he needs to man up and just kill Duncan. She then goes on to say that she will deal with the bad stuff as long as he just puts on a kind and peaceful face that way no one will get any suspicions or ideas. Lady Macbeth acts so kindly to Duncan that he has no idea that anyone is plotting against him. While Lady Macbeth is so excited she can barely wait, Macbeth is having serious consideration, he knows that the king trusts him and he knows that the king is a good humble man. The people that Duncan lead will feel passionately about his death. When Macbeth admits this to Lady Macbeth she says that he is being a coward instead of taking the crown, she accuses him of being an animal. She then reassures him that this will make him a real man, this makes Duncan sure that it is in his fate to kill Duncan and take crown. Macbeth then starts to halluc

The One Where Macbeth Becomes Thane of Cawdor

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You think just because I don't ever talk to you fools that I don't know anything? Well you are wrong if you thought that. I am starting to see just how strange people are being and there is just something that is not quite right but I have yet to lay my finger on it. Between Macbeth and Duncan there is a strange vibe. Maybe it is that Macbeth is jealous that Duncan's son Malcom is in line to be King? But that can't be right, because Macbeth is going to be the Thane of Cawder. I am going to be keeping a strong eye on the two.. ~SP